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Realms & Substances

Realms & Substances

Realms and Substances There is magic in this world. Not that I’m superstitious, but science has shown me. Chemistry to be precise. Drugs. I had a hamburger the other day, and I was high as a kite. On sugar. Shit it was. But I picked some Welsh mountain fungi, as I do...
Pretty Shitty Sex In The City

Pretty Shitty Sex In The City

Sexual Silence

It’s always been a source of intrigue for me, as to why sexuality is such a taboo. Sure, it’s lessened in it’s disgusting-ness over the last few decades, but still it’s very much an off-limits topic in ‘correct’ company. It’s as though there’s something very wrong with it… “Brrrush it under the carpet Cynthiaah, I sharnt consider such animalistic beastliness!”

I watched two cows shag each other in a field this summer. The others were hardly interested at all.

Corbie Boo!

Corbie Boo!

17th August, 2015 So Gordon Brown is the latest New Labour pirate attempting to keep the skull and crossbones flying for Queen and Capitalism. Individually Blair, and other has-been-political-paper-weights, are laughable. However collectively they are doing their job...